Northlane Metrics

Small, boring telemetry for small teams

Northlane Metrics is a two-person shop building uptime and latency probes that don't require a platform team to operate. No dashboards you need a meeting to understand.

Probe network

Operational across all regions.

Ingest API

Accepting metrics normally.

Alert delivery

Median delivery under 4s.

What we run

A handful of small HTTP and TCP probes, a queue, and a rules engine that decides when to page someone. That's it. We keep the surface area small on purpose so there's less to break at 3am.

ComponentRegionStatus
Probe fleeteu-northNominal
Ingest APIeu-northNominal
Alert routereu-northNominal

Get in touch

We're not taking new customers right now, but feel free to read a bit more about the project.